Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme

14

Oct

 This is my friend Montana. She’s okay, I guess. No, JK! Montana is legit probably the coolest person you will ever meet, EVER. So once you meet her, just stop meeting other people because they will freaking let you down like no other. Okay so the reasons for this are infinite, but I guess I can break some of them down for y’all.
 So I’ve known Montana for about 3 years or so? I don’t know, but dude, thank God we are now friends. She is just such a chill person. Whenever I hang out with her, I feel like she’s just super awesome. I guess because there are so many people out there who are just so freaking annoying, like whenever you say you’re going to hang out with them and then as the time comes up you’re like oh God I’ve gotta hang out with this jerk. But dude, Montana is so not like that! And she likes awesome things, like shrimp poppers and freaking Deadliest Catch. 
 Also, my probably fave thing about Montana is that she’s such a real person!!! She is so real, it’s ridiculous. What I mean by that is, she likes things that she likes because she likes them, and she doesn’t care what anybody else thinks. And she’s always going to tell you what she thinks, and she’ll never be fake, and I think that that’s such a commendable thing, especially because freaking nobody is like that anymore. So if you’re looking for a really cool person who is actually really cool and not pretending to be cool, Montana’s your gal because seriously folks, she’s probably one of the coolest, best, most wonderfully awesome people ever. EVER. EEVVEERR. THE END.

This is my friend Montana. She’s okay, I guess. No, JK! Montana is legit probably the coolest person you will ever meet, EVER. So once you meet her, just stop meeting other people because they will freaking let you down like no other. Okay so the reasons for this are infinite, but I guess I can break some of them down for y’all.

So I’ve known Montana for about 3 years or so? I don’t know, but dude, thank God we are now friends. She is just such a chill person. Whenever I hang out with her, I feel like she’s just super awesome. I guess because there are so many people out there who are just so freaking annoying, like whenever you say you’re going to hang out with them and then as the time comes up you’re like oh God I’ve gotta hang out with this jerk. But dude, Montana is so not like that! And she likes awesome things, like shrimp poppers and freaking Deadliest Catch. 

Also, my probably fave thing about Montana is that she’s such a real person!!! She is so real, it’s ridiculous. What I mean by that is, she likes things that she likes because she likes them, and she doesn’t care what anybody else thinks. And she’s always going to tell you what she thinks, and she’ll never be fake, and I think that that’s such a commendable thing, especially because freaking nobody is like that anymore. So if you’re looking for a really cool person who is actually really cool and not pretending to be cool, Montana’s your gal because seriously folks, she’s probably one of the coolest, best, most wonderfully awesome people ever. EVER. EEVVEERR. THE END.

11

Oct

 Guys this is Julio. He’s from Mexico and he’s cool, I guess. I’ve known him for a while and you know what? I don’t even know what to say about him! He knows a TON about a lot of stuff, but he’s super good with music. And I mean, if I ever had a question about anything music related I would definitely go to him because wow, like, wow, he pretty much knows everything. The other thing about Julio is that he’s really smart in general, at least in my opinion. Julio is also a really good friend. I think these posts probably sound really generic but I promise guys, they’re gonna get better. I just know these people too well to really articulate how awesome they are, you just have to know them, ya know?
 They’re really cool and I don’t know. Julio is also an Olympic swimmer, it’s totally crazy. He swam the English Channel, and he almost didn’t make it, but he got through it and it was awesome. He’s also a karate champion, a black belt, which took him a long time to get, but we all went to the ceremony where he chopped a piece of wood in half. 
 No, all of those things are fake, but he is also cool for another reason. Julio is totally his own person, and he is so real! He does things that he likes and he doesn’t care about what other people think of him. But yeah. That’s all for now. More tomorrow on some awesome people. 

Guys this is Julio. He’s from Mexico and he’s cool, I guess. I’ve known him for a while and you know what? I don’t even know what to say about him! He knows a TON about a lot of stuff, but he’s super good with music. And I mean, if I ever had a question about anything music related I would definitely go to him because wow, like, wow, he pretty much knows everything. The other thing about Julio is that he’s really smart in general, at least in my opinion. Julio is also a really good friend. I think these posts probably sound really generic but I promise guys, they’re gonna get better. I just know these people too well to really articulate how awesome they are, you just have to know them, ya know?

They’re really cool and I don’t know. Julio is also an Olympic swimmer, it’s totally crazy. He swam the English Channel, and he almost didn’t make it, but he got through it and it was awesome. He’s also a karate champion, a black belt, which took him a long time to get, but we all went to the ceremony where he chopped a piece of wood in half. 

No, all of those things are fake, but he is also cool for another reason. Julio is totally his own person, and he is so real! He does things that he likes and he doesn’t care about what other people think of him. But yeah. That’s all for now. More tomorrow on some awesome people. 

 Yo, what up? This is Rosie Altman-Merino, and she is my suite mate! She is really awesome because she is a really good friend who is super smart, and is really loyal, and is really funny too! I hate how these posts seem pretty generic, but these people are really cool. Like, if you see any of them on the street, you should stop them and tell them that they’re awesome. 
 So more about Rosie. She’s really smart!!!!! And she has a lot of impressive things to say, all the time. Like, every time we talk about important things, the things she says are really intelligent. And I’m not just saying that, I mean, for real guys, I pinky swear. Also, she’s a really awesome friend. Like, she will never tell anybody your secrets, and if you’re good friends with her, she will always protect you! And she’ll always come to your defense, and she’ll watch TV with you, and she’ll always listen to your problems! And she has a lot of good advice. 
 In fact, I’m hanging out with her right now!!! She’s making food, and you know what she did for me? The other day she bought me a whole carton of eggs! And eggs are like, pretty expensive. Anyway, I’m gonna go make some eggs with her but seriously guys, awesome person.

Yo, what up? This is Rosie Altman-Merino, and she is my suite mate! She is really awesome because she is a really good friend who is super smart, and is really loyal, and is really funny too! I hate how these posts seem pretty generic, but these people are really cool. Like, if you see any of them on the street, you should stop them and tell them that they’re awesome. 

So more about Rosie. She’s really smart!!!!! And she has a lot of impressive things to say, all the time. Like, every time we talk about important things, the things she says are really intelligent. And I’m not just saying that, I mean, for real guys, I pinky swear. Also, she’s a really awesome friend. Like, she will never tell anybody your secrets, and if you’re good friends with her, she will always protect you! And she’ll always come to your defense, and she’ll watch TV with you, and she’ll always listen to your problems! And she has a lot of good advice. 

In fact, I’m hanging out with her right now!!! She’s making food, and you know what she did for me? The other day she bought me a whole carton of eggs! And eggs are like, pretty expensive. Anyway, I’m gonna go make some eggs with her but seriously guys, awesome person.

 So sometimes in life, you encounter some people who are pretty legit. And I think awesome people should definitely be acknowledged. And I think I’ve met a whole lot of people who are awesome. So I think this’ll be a daily thing, unless I can’t think of awesome people, because I don’t want it to be forced. I mean, these people are really freaking cool. 
 So more about Lillian Warner. She’s just a really cool person. (I know I already said that but it needs to be emphasized). As you can see, she’s a really gorgeous person. Also, she is really open-minded. She’s super smart too, but not in an annoying “I know everything” way, but in a really cool chill way. She’s a good person to bounce ideas off of, and she’s open to pretty much anything. 
 The other thing that definitely comes to mind when I think of how Lillian is awesome is how funny she is. She can really just make a room laugh really hard and I’m pretty sure, like about 90.7 percent sure that she has never met someone who could say a true bad thing about her.  She’s a really good, dependable person and she’s nice to animals and everything like that. 
 So I know that I’m missing a lot of things here, and Lillian, if you’re reading this like, I know I missed a lot of awesome stuff about you, but I really have to do my math homework so I might revisit this issue later.
 P.S. Also, she’s perfect. (and she didn’t ask me to say that, either).

So sometimes in life, you encounter some people who are pretty legit. And I think awesome people should definitely be acknowledged. And I think I’ve met a whole lot of people who are awesome. So I think this’ll be a daily thing, unless I can’t think of awesome people, because I don’t want it to be forced. I mean, these people are really freaking cool. 

So more about Lillian Warner. She’s just a really cool person. (I know I already said that but it needs to be emphasized). As you can see, she’s a really gorgeous person. Also, she is really open-minded. She’s super smart too, but not in an annoying “I know everything” way, but in a really cool chill way. She’s a good person to bounce ideas off of, and she’s open to pretty much anything. 

The other thing that definitely comes to mind when I think of how Lillian is awesome is how funny she is. She can really just make a room laugh really hard and I’m pretty sure, like about 90.7 percent sure that she has never met someone who could say a true bad thing about her.  She’s a really good, dependable person and she’s nice to animals and everything like that. 

So I know that I’m missing a lot of things here, and Lillian, if you’re reading this like, I know I missed a lot of awesome stuff about you, but I really have to do my math homework so I might revisit this issue later.

P.S. Also, she’s perfect. (and she didn’t ask me to say that, either).